Issue 001- July 18, 2001
Can You Separate Fact From Fiction - Don't Try!!!    
A Cyber Magazine and Game   
Disclaimer: Everything written here should be considered fiction.
Any truth, proper grammar, or correct spelling is totally coincidental.
Editor in Chief - Atajay Plupiter    
Feature Ace Reporter: Oscar DeHound mailto:oscar@sayata.every1.net    
  Feature Reporter: Duchess Floppeyears

   
Murder At the Savannah Docks
by Oscar DeHound
Murder At the Savannah Docks
by Duchess Floppeyears
I have learned from one Joe Smith who is a supervisor at the Deplume Warehouse that the deceased Sammy Williams had missed 4 days of work during the last two weeks. According to Joe that was unusual for Sammy. I have been able to determine that he had a doctor's appointment on one of those days.

One of my contacts at the police department says that police have learned that Sammy Williams had been earning money on the Internet with a Web-Cam or as some call what he was doing, Jerk-Off Cam. My contact says that Sammy had an extremely large-get your mind out of the gutter-mailing list of contacts. The way the list is made, it is hard to know who were the people he was spamming and the people he had a true online relationship with and the people he knew in person. The contact slipped me a list of Chat Rooms the police have been able to trace as having been used by Sammy during the last six weeks.

I visited a few of those rooms. People spewing hate were barraging a few of the rooms. The rooms had voice chat and you could hear the sanctimonious hate in their voice. Some of the hate filled people sounded like teenagers. Some of the haters sounded like Valley Girls but talked like feminist with a major attitude shoved up the you know where. Some of the haters were Preachers pretending to be Christians. I say pretending, because I suspect that if Jesus Christ came knocking on the door asking for a glass of wine, the regulars to these rooms would be more likely to give it to him than these militant Preachers spewing hate in the name of religion.


Unlike the hate filled people attacking the regulars in the room, the best I can tell Sammy was a trusting sort. He wasn't a moral person by religious standards but from what I've learned he was basically a good person. He was the kind who would try to help a stranger in need.


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Horoscope
by Pokie & Bear

Forecast may apply to the third, fifth, and seventh day after you've read this. Forecast Expires August 20 or when you stand on your head and stick out your tongue.
Aries - March 21 to April 20
First Decan Mars Second Decan Sun Third Decan Venus

Playing a joke on someone could backfire. Take care around water. Remember that some snakes are harmless to people and kill more dangerous poisonous snakes. Telling the good guys from the bad guys is not always easy. Don't jump to wrong conclusions.
Taurus April 21 to May 20
First Decan Mercury Second Decan Moon Third Decan Saturn

Take time to enjoy the company of loved ones. If you think you see the aura of a star on someone's forehead, be especially kind to him or her. A good day to leave the Television off. Take the time to look up at the stars tonight.
Gemini May 21 to June 20
First Decan Jupiter Second Decan Mar Third Decan Sun

A good day to shake the hand of someone you have met only twice. Give them a pat on the back if they say anything funny. Enjoy laughing with them. Take care though and do not flirt in front of strangers. Probably not a good day to work with dangerous equipment. If you do, take extra care.
Cancer June 21 to July 22
First Decan Venus Second Decan Mercury Third Decan Moon

A good day not to be total idiot. Don't walk into traffic or any moving object. You may hear or see something that distracts you. Use effort and keep your mind on what you are doing.
Leo July 23 to August 22
First Decan Saturn Second Decan Jupiter Third Decan Mars


A good day to make a profit, unless the profit is a bribe. Someone may tell you how great you are. Don't believe them. If someone needs help, offer them an honest hand. Don't expect a reward and a reward may come in time. Take the time to listen to someone who wants to tell you something important. Don't discard what they tell you out of hand.
Virgo August 23 to September 22
First Decan Sun Second Decan Venus Third Decan Mercury

Things may seem boring to you. Enjoy and relax. Take the time to enjoy the simpler things in life. No great tragedy if you miss a dinner date. Just don't miss two in a row. Still, don't ignore an old friend just because you are trying to meet someone you think is more interesting.
Libra September 23 to October 23
First Decan Moon Second Decan Saturn Third Decan Jupiter

Employment opportunities improve. You get a hand from somewhere you don't expect it. The help will not happen though, if you refuse to see any light at the end of what may have been a dark period. If you haven't been in a dark period, you may still benefit from the aspects made available-but only if you keep your eyes open and your hands busy.
Scorpio October 23 to November 22
First Decan Mars Second Decan Sun Third Decan Venus

Two paths are in front of you. One path will lead you toward something for which you have dreamed. The dream may have been good or the dream may have been a nightmare. The other path will lead you toward safe harbor from yourself.
Sagittarius November 23 to December 21
First Decan Mercury Second Decan Moon Third Decan Saturn


Remember the old saying on some Tee Shirts that bowling is better than sex because the balls are bigger. Your romance life may be entering a lull. Still, you may have just as good of time doing other things. Avoid using all that spare energy for work. You still need to play. Ignore the old adage that if you can't be with the one you love then love the one you are with. Fooling around with the wrong person could be dangerous for you. Get your mind on other things.
Capricorn December 22 to January 20
First Decan Jupiter Second Decan Mars Third Decan Sun

You may be about to have a lucky streak, but still games of chance may be your folly. On the other hand, if you know how to dance you might win a dancing contest. If you know how to sing, you might win a singing contest. Beware though, the lucky streak may end before you know it and end badly.
Aquarius January 21 to February 20
First Decan Venus Second Decan Mercury Third Decan Moon

A loved one may need to be taught not to betray you. Don't use the silent treatment. Tell them what the problem is. The betrayal may not be intentional, but rather they are just taking you for granted. Sometimes wit and humor can do more to straighten someone out than cussing them uptown to Sunday.
Pisces February 21 to March 20
First Decan Saturn Second Decan Jupiter Third Decan Mars

Do not walk under ladders. Do not take candy from strangers. Do not ride a roller coaster. Do not wear heels. Smile, you may be on candid camera.
The best I have been able to find, Spence Calley only knew Sammy Williams from the Web-Cam and online chats that he and his wife had with Sammy. The information on the lawsuit being filed by Sammy's parents was information he obtained from some obscure radio station near his house. I had a nice talk with Spence's wife and she told me what Oscar discovered. People spewing hate are hitting the Adult oriented Chat Rooms hard. She said it is something that has been happening more frequently during the last year. She made a point that she and Spence have never cheated on one another, but just like the cyber stuff to spice up their relationship. She really couldn't understand what the nuts flooding the rooms have against fantasy and cybersex.

.......


I asked Whinny if she also used Web-Cam to earn extra money. She said she tried it, but she just couldn't get people interested in watching her. She also said she could never really get into the cyber stuff. She told me that it all seemed silly to her and she guessed people picked up on the fact that she wasn't really into it. She told me that she did work off and on as a waitress at the Bluetech Savage. Often she would casually mention Sammy's Web Cam to people there. She said she hadn't worked there in months and really didn't think about it until one of the detectives asked her about the place. Sammy had got a call from a phone at the Bluetech Savage one day before his violent death. I talked to a bartender at the club, Steve Knight. He told me what he had told the police. The club is busy and everyone uses the 40 or so phones located at the bar and different tables. For people who have never visited the Bluetech, it is a club where people use telephones to call other tables as well as phones outside of the establishment. All of the tables also have computers with high-speed connections to the Internet. The Bluetech Savage has a $20 cover charge and a time limit that begins after the food is served. The time limit depends on the number of people waiting to get in. I had never been there before and I was amazed.

After I visited the Bluetech Savage, I decided to call on one of my friends who is much more savy than I am when it comes to the Internet. I hadn't called him, but just dropped in to pay a visit. He smiled when he answered the door and told me that he had been expecting me. He said he would have called me but he had a wager with a friend on how long it would take me to come around to talk to him about Sammy Williams. According to my friend, Sammy Williams had managed to do a reverse hack against some of the people who had caused a mutual friend a problem. He felt sure that Sammy's death had nothing to do with that particular hack. I asked my friend if the reverse hack had anything to do with the Bluetech Savage. He told me that some Hackers he knew thought that was where the original Trojan used to begin the first attack came from. My friend wouldn't give me any more details but said that if he discovered there is a reason to believe there is a connection between the hack and the murder he would let me know.



Victim: Sammy The Spoon Williams
Coroner says The Spoon had three knife wounds, rope burns on both of his wrist, a broken ankle, two cracked ribs, a collapsed lung, and a brain hemorrhage. He also had a pack of cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve of his T-Shirt.


Suspect List
*Not all Suspects Are Yet Known
Whinny Whipper
Mr. Harry Whipper
Miss Mary Whipper
Blonde Hunk - Spence Calley
July 18
Joe Smith - Supervisor at the Deplume Warehouse
Steve Knight - Bartender at the Bluetech Savage Club


Places
Deplume Warehouse where victim worked.
Whipper Home
Whitier Bar and Grill Where Whinny and Sammy would eat.
Some witnesses say they would sometimes get a private room.
July 18
The Bluetech Savage Club


Motives
Crime of Jealousy
 
Crime of Revenge  
Crime of Passion  
Crime for Profit  
Cover-up  
Additional Notes
 
Whinny Whipper Found Sammy's body floating in the ocean next to a boat. Will Oscar Dehound think to find out to whom the boat belongs? Stay BookMarked and see if you can figure the mystery out.  
July 19
The person who owns the boat has not been mentioned yet.
 

TV Information
ABC - Not a thing on worth watching
CBS - Not a thing on worth watching
NBC - Not a thing on worth watching
FOX, WB, UPN In fierce competition with the other networks, they have succeeded in copying their rivals.

Humor
Even if your client's wife were, in fact, inept at fellatio, how would that justify my granting him a divorce?" asked the judge.

"On the grounds, Your Honor," responded the attorney, "dental cruelty."

"I was misquoted!" The politician insisted angrily. "What I said was that establishing and standardizing procedures of conjugal visits in our prisons is a thorny problem."


SaySexy Unscramble Me

Ignore Boxes with the $ sign in them.

If you put the wrong letter in the box, instead of the letter remaining there, you will see * in the box.

You may either type the letter into the upper boxes or you may click on the letter in one of the lower boxes. It will appear in the middle box. When you click on an empty box, the letter in the middle box will appear in the empty box unless it is the wrong letter and then * will appear. The click routine may not work in all browswers including Netscape.

The underscore _ goes between words.

Note: You may find it helpful to remove (backspace over) letters from the bottom boxes as you use them. Until I write out a program to generate the script, errors may occur in the provided letter boxes though I do try to double check.

Have Fun!

Clue:
Former President of the United States


Put the words into the above boxes
Unscramble Letters Below Into Words
 
This puzzle and java routine was done by Chuck Peters

Some routines were copied and modified from a crossword puzzle done
by Joseph S. Kraft
Solution to Previous Puzzle:

she_likes_to_do_it_with_the_lights_on

Factoid
Two people were born on the famous Mayflower.

Two people died on the famous Mayflower

More than one ship came to New England with the name Mayflower.

Speculation
Did the powwowing magic practiced by the early Pennsylvania Dutch work?


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