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Article: US Senate hopeful in SC wants an action figure
I am not linking to the article cause it sucks.

Opinion by Leapfrog.

The article makes fun of Alvin Green. The comments make fun of him. But I say right on dude. I'd rather a Senator selling action figures of himself than a Senator voting for 2,000 plus page bills that don't even make sense to the lobby dudes who write the laws. I think a Senator playing with an action figure is better than a Senator counting their millions they make off their backdoor business deals designed to fuck voters.

Some pictures, they seem to favor more. These two, probably not as much as others.

Pinocchio Paradox

My **** will grow now.

No. Okay. Now.

It is going to happen now.

Ah, crap, might as well go on and take the Viagra.

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Similar Paradox

True or False - This statement is false.

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Google wants everyone to know that it is 11 years old.

Not only does the search page's URL contain the element "11th_birthday" within its name, but the first result on that page, headlined "Google," contains the term "Google's 11th Birthday."

Yeah, I too thought I ran the world when I was 11. Then some fucking asshole tore my fort down.

But like so many businesses, it really isn't sure exactly sure what day it was born on.

The corporate history says Google has sometimes marked both Sept. 7 and Sept. 27 -- today -- as its birthday.